Of.... the End?

生日快乐。

Except this year, you dealt fart a blow he wouldn't easily forget. Retrospectively, it probably resembles drawing the sword to 斩断任何情思。藕断丝不堪连。fart began to... hate you. Maybe its for the better, maybe not. Perhaps its to start drawing a line, putting a stop to a start that never commenced.

fart bought you a gift this year. It's called a DEAtH NOtE. How it works is simple. You pen fart's name in and poof! fart dies. And, you have put an end to fart's suffering. How nice. 希望你会喜欢这份礼物。But it's still in fart's possession. 'Cause... fart never have the opportunity to pass it to you. The irony in all this is, even without using the DEAtH NOtE, fart's dead too......